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Fertilizer & Feeding Schedule

What to feed each crop at each stage — and exactly how many teaspoons go in your watering can.

Mixing calculator
2 tsp

into 2 gallons of water — that is 1 tsp per gallon.

24-8-16
soluble
Synthetic
General vegetable and container feeding

1 tsp/gal is the every-1–2-week rate; 1/2 tsp/gal for seedlings.

3 tsp = 1 Tablespoon
16 Tablespoons = 1 cup
1 gallon = 128 fl oz = 4 quarts
A standard watering can is about 2 gallons
A 5-gallon bucket filled to the first ridge is roughly 4 gallons

Rates are typical home-garden label figures. Always follow the label on the product you actually own.

🍅Fruiting vegetables
Heavy feeder

Nitrogen early, then swing to phosphorus and potassium the moment flowers appear.

Tomato · Pepper · Eggplant · Tomatillo

Seedling / transplant

Sowing to 2 weeks after transplant

Roots, not top growth

Lean
Low and balanced
How often
Every 10–14 days

Watch for: Leggy, floppy stems mean too much nitrogen and too little light.

Vegetative

Transplant until first flowers

Big leafy frame to fuel fruit

Lean
Higher N (e.g. 5-1-1, 24-8-16)
How often
Every 7–14 days

Flowering & fruit set

First blossoms

Set fruit, avoid blossom drop

Lean
Lower N, higher P/K
How often
Every 7–10 days

Watch for: Blossom end rot is a calcium delivery problem — steady water plus calcium nitrate.

Fruiting & harvest

Fruit swelling to end of season

Size, flavor, continued set

Lean
High K (e.g. 18-18-21)
How often
Every 7–14 days

Watch for: All leaves and no fruit = still feeding too much nitrogen.

Stop high-nitrogen feeds once flowers open or you get a beautiful bush with no tomatoes.

Rich soil at planting, side-dress mid-season, and liquid feed every 7–14 days while producing.

🥬Leafy greens
Medium feeder

Nitrogen the whole way through — the leaves are the crop.

Lettuce · Spinach · Kale · Chard · Arugula · Bok choy

Seedling

First true leaves

Steady, unstressed growth

Lean
Quarter-strength balanced
How often
Every 10–14 days

Growing

Thinning to harvest size

Fast, tender leaves

Lean
High N
How often
Every 7–10 days

Cut-and-come-again

After each harvest

Push regrowth

Lean
High N liquid
How often
Right after each cutting

Watch for: Bitter leaves usually mean heat or drought stress, not a feeding problem.

Stop feeding a week before a full harvest so leaves are not nitrate-loaded and soft.

Compost at planting plus a liquid feed every 2–3 weeks in peak season.

🥕Root crops
Light feeder

Low nitrogen, decent phosphorus and potassium. Too much N makes hairy, forked roots and lush tops.

Carrot · Beet · Radish · Turnip · Parsnip

Bed prep

Before sowing

Loose soil, no fresh manure

Lean
Low N, P and K present
How often
Once

Growing

After thinning

Root bulking

Lean
Low N, high K
How often
Every 3–4 weeks

Never side-dress carrots with blood meal or fish emulsion — you get tops and no root.

Compost at planting is usually enough. Extra nitrogen makes leaves, not food.

🥦Brassicas
Heavy feeder

Hungry and long-season. Steady nitrogen plus boron and calcium keep heads tight.

Broccoli · Cabbage · Cauliflower · Brussels sprouts · Kohlrabi

Transplant

Setting out

Root establishment

Lean
Balanced starter
How often
At planting

Leaf building

3–6 weeks after transplant

Big frame before heading

Lean
High N
How often
Every 2 weeks

Heading

Head or sprout formation

Dense heads

Lean
Balanced with K
How often
Every 2–3 weeks

Watch for: Hollow stems or brown curds point to boron shortage — a kelp drench helps.

Rich soil at planting, side-dress mid-season, and liquid feed every 7–14 days while producing.

🥒Cucurbits
Heavy feeder

Very hungry once vines run. Feed hard through fruiting, then ease off as fruit finishes.

Cucumber · Squash · Zucchini · Pumpkin · Melon

Seedling

First true leaves

Roots

Lean
Half-strength balanced
How often
Every 2 weeks

Vining

Runners taking off

Fast frame

Lean
Higher N
How often
Every 7–14 days

Flowering & fruiting

First female flowers

Fruit set and size

Lean
Lower N, higher P/K
How often
Every 7–10 days

Watch for: Little fruit that shrivels at the tip is usually poor pollination, not feeding.

Rich soil at planting, side-dress mid-season, and liquid feed every 7–14 days while producing.

🫘Beans & peas
Light feeder

They fix their own nitrogen. Feed phosphorus and potassium only.

Bush bean · Pole bean · Snap pea · Shell pea · Southern pea

Bed prep

Before sowing

P and K in place

Lean
Low N
How often
Once

Podding

First flowers

Heavy pod set

Lean
K-leaning, no N
How often
Every 3 weeks

Nitrogen feeds shut down the root nodules and give you vines instead of pods.

Compost at planting is usually enough. Extra nitrogen makes leaves, not food.

🧄Onions & garlic
Medium feeder

Nitrogen while leaves form, then hard stop so bulbs size up and cure well.

Onion · Garlic · Leek · Shallot

Leaf growth

Planting until bulbing starts

Every leaf equals a bulb ring

Lean
High N
How often
Every 2–3 weeks

Bulbing

Bulb swelling / scapes appear

Size and storage quality

Lean
Stop nitrogen; K only
How often
Once

Watch for: Late nitrogen gives soft bulbs that rot in storage.

Compost at planting plus a liquid feed every 2–3 weeks in peak season.

🌿Herbs
Light feeder

Lean soil concentrates the essential oils. Mediterranean herbs barely need feeding at all.

Basil · Parsley · Cilantro · Mint · Rosemary · Thyme · Oregano

Active growth

Spring through summer

Tender, flavorful leaves

Lean
Dilute balanced
How often
Every 3–4 weeks (basil/parsley), 2x per season (rosemary/thyme)

After harvest

Following each big cut

Regrowth

Lean
Half-strength N
How often
After cutting

Over-fed rosemary, thyme, oregano and sage grow fast and taste like nothing.

Compost at planting is usually enough. Extra nitrogen makes leaves, not food.

🍓Berries & perennial fruit
Medium feeder

Feed in early spring and again after fruiting. Blueberries want acidic, ammonium-based feeds.

Strawberry · Blueberry · Raspberry · Blackberry

Early spring

As buds swell

New cane and leaf growth

Lean
Balanced with N
How often
Once

Fruiting

Flowering to harvest

Berry size and sugar

Lean
K-leaning
How often
Every 2–3 weeks

After harvest

Post-harvest renovation

Next year's buds

Lean
Balanced
How often
Once

Never lime blueberries — they want pH 4.5–5.5 and sulfur-based amendments.

Compost at planting plus a liquid feed every 2–3 weeks in peak season.

🪴Containers & grow bags
Heavy feeder

Every watering flushes nutrients out the bottom. Feed lightly but often.

Any crop in a pot · Grow bags · Window boxes

First 3–4 weeks

After potting up

Coast on the mix's starter charge

Lean
None needed
How often
None

Ongoing

Week 4 onward

Replace what leaches out

Lean
Half-strength balanced
How often
Weekly at half strength, or every other watering at quarter

Watch for: White crust on the pot rim means salt buildup — flush with plain water monthly.

Rich soil at planting, side-dress mid-season, and liquid feed every 7–14 days while producing.

Feeding rules of thumb
  • Water first, feed second. Fertilizer on dry roots burns them.
  • Feed in the morning or evening, never on a hot afternoon.
  • When in doubt, go half strength twice as often — you cannot un-burn a plant.
  • Keep granular fertilizer 2–3 inches away from stems and water it in well.
  • Do not mix calcium products with phosphate or sulfate feeds in the same jug.
  • Stop nitrogen roughly 6 weeks before your first frost so growth hardens off.