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Yellow Green Butterflies Duvet Cover
A bright, 100% cotton bedding set that brings playful color and gentle energy to the bedroom. Soft natural cotton with edge-to-edge printing showcases lively yellow-and-teal butterflies on a bold pink ground. The concealed zipper and envelope-backed shams keep lines clean while making the set easy to use and care for. Lightweight and breathable, it slips onto mattresses with confidence and adds a cheerful, whimsical note to grown-up bedrooms, teen rooms, or guest spaces seeking a fresh, upbeat vibe. Product features - 100% natural cotton face for breathable comfort - Full-coverage, edge-to-edge vibrant printing that resists fading - Concealed zipper closure for a smooth, tailored look - Sham with envelope backing for easy pillow insertion - Available in Twin, Twin XL, and Queen sizes Care instructions - Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat

Sorry Plants Weekend t-shirt
A Little Dirt Hurt graphic tee
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings a playful plant-lover attitude to everyday wear. Soft, heavyweight cotton and a lived-in dye give the shirt a worn-in, comfortable feel that only gets better with time. Front and back prints in lively greens speak in a casual, humorous voice — ‘SORRY PLANTS WEEKEND’ up front and a cheeky ‘A LITTLE DIRT HURT’ on the back — so it reads like a small, personal manifesto for anyone who spends their weekends potting, pruning, and getting hands dirty. The roomy fit and durable double-needle stitching let you bend, kneel, and garden without worrying about wear, and the tubular knit construction keeps seams smooth under aprons or layers. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, this tee integrates easily into a gardener’s rotation for relaxed weekends, plant-swap meetups, or casual outdoor gatherings. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight fabric - Garment-dyed after construction for a vintage, lived-in texture - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, comfortable fit - Durable double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label - Available S–4XL in 58 colors; relaxed fit built for movement Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean

Sorry I Have Plants This Weekend Plant Mug | Potted Plants Coffee Cup
Warm, playful, and full of green-thumb charm — this 11 oz accent mug brings a little plant nook to your morning ritual. Cheerful hand-drawn potted plants and a sun-washed stripe wrap the ceramic body, while the colored interior and handle add a bright, cozy pop with every sip. It feels like a short garden break: the smell of soil, a quiet watering routine, a small victory when a new leaf unfurls. For anyone who talks to their plants or collects mismatched pots, this mug becomes part of the ritual — coffee or tea in hand, tending to seedlings or scrolling plant tips. It sits easily on a windowsill, a potting bench, or beside a journal, carrying a note of calm and leafy optimism to slow mornings and busy plant-care sessions. Product features - Microwave-safe for quick reheats - Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup - ORCA coating for vibrant, long-lasting print - White ceramic with colored interior and C-handle - 11 oz size with rounded corners for comfortable hold Care instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Distressed American Flag
Double-Sided Outdoor Flag
This double-sided flag carries a weathered American flag design that reads like a piece of lived-in history. Lightweight and crisp, it moves freely in the breeze and shows the design on both faces so the stars and stripes stay bold from any angle. Metal grommets make hanging quick and secure on porches, poles, or RVs. The muted, vintage tones evoke long summer drives, backyard barbecues, and quiet moments of reflection — a subtle way to display pride without shouting for attention. Product features - 100% polyester construction for strength and durability - Vibrant, long-lasting printed colors - Double-sided printing ensures the design appears on both faces - Lightweight fabric that flies easily in wind - Includes metal grommets for secure hanging Care instructions

Sorry Plants Weekend t-shirt
A Little Dirt Hurt graphic tee
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings a playful plant-lover attitude to everyday wear. Soft, heavyweight cotton and a lived-in dye give the shirt a worn-in, comfortable feel that only gets better with time. Front and back prints in lively greens speak in a casual, humorous voice — ‘SORRY PLANTS WEEKEND’ up front and a cheeky ‘A LITTLE DIRT HURT’ on the back — so it reads like a small, personal manifesto for anyone who spends their weekends potting, pruning, and getting hands dirty. The roomy fit and durable double-needle stitching let you bend, kneel, and garden without worrying about wear, and the tubular knit construction keeps seams smooth under aprons or layers. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, this tee integrates easily into a gardener’s rotation for relaxed weekends, plant-swap meetups, or casual outdoor gatherings. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight fabric - Garment-dyed after construction for a vintage, lived-in texture - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, comfortable fit - Durable double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label - Available S–4XL in 58 colors; relaxed fit built for movement Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean

Maybe Broccoli Doesn’t Like You Either T-shirt
Broccoli Weightlifting Tee
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings playful personality to everyday wear. Soft, heavyweight cotton and a lived-in colorway make the shirt feel broken-in from day one, while bold veggie graphics — cheeky text on the front and a broccoli weightlifter on the back — add humor and character. Wear it to training sessions, casual hangs, or grocery runs when you want to show off your quirky love of plants and strength. The relaxed cut drapes comfortably, and the durable double-needle seams and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton mean this shirt will stay cozy and keep its look through many washes. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort - Garment-dyed finish for soft color and texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit - Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction - Sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label; pre-shrunk to reduce shrinkage Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean

Sorry I Have Plants This Weekend sweatshirt
Plant Lover Crewneck
This relaxed-fit garment-dyed sweatshirt carries a playful, plant-forward message for people who’d rather tend to pots than weekend plans. Soft ring-spun cotton with a touch of polyester gives the fabric a smooth, slightly luxe hand and durable surface that holds bright prints and optional embroidered details. Front artwork shows cheerful potted succulents and flowering plants under the phrase “Sorry I have PLANTS this weekend,” while the back repeats the bold “PLANTS” headline over a sunset stripe with the line “these save the bees.” Wear it to slow mornings with a coffee and a watering can, neighborhood plant swaps, or afternoons potting cuttings on the porch. The midweight construction and ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem keep the silhouette cozy without feeling bulky. Certified low-impact dyes and thoughtful construction details—neck tape, half-moon back patch, sewn-in twill label—make it feel finished and easy to live in. Product features - 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester — soft, smooth, durable for printing - Medium-heavy weight (9.5 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for comfortable layering - 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and hem for stretch-and-recover fit - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 low-impact dyes; neck tape and half-moon back patch for durability - Embroidery available for left or center chest; sewn-in twill label; adult sizing Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -

Gardening Is My Therapy T-shirt | Save Rescue Recycle Plant Clean Care
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels like a slow morning in the garden. The front shows a peaceful silhouette kneeling among plants beneath warm, retro stripes and the words “GARDENING IS MY THERAPY,” while the back lists gentle action prompts — Save, Rescue, Recycle, Plant, Clean, Care — in soft, nature-inspired bars. It wears in with time: the garment-dyed finish and relaxed cut make this shirt feel lived-in and quietly confident. Slip it on for a weekend of digging, potting, or neighborhood cleanups and you’ll move through the day with calm purpose and a clear message about stewardship. Product Type: T-shirt Theme/Features: Vintage-inspired gardening graphics; eco-care action message; garment-dyed soft texture Target Audience: Home gardeners, plant lovers, eco-conscious caretakers, community volunteers Occasions: Weekend gardening sessions, plant swaps, community cleanups, Earth Day gatherings Story: Wear it to greet soil at sunrise. Kneel in the dirt, prune a stubborn branch, and feel the fabric soften with each wash. The faded stripes and silhouetted gardener speak to slow, restorative rituals — the small acts that change a backyard and a neighborhood. When you show up at a plant swap or volunteer cleanup, this tee announces shared values without shouting. It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations about seedlings, compost recipes, and where to find heirloom seeds. Language that resonates: For hands that know kneeling, for folks who trade cuttings and gardening tips, for community crew days and Earth Day meetups. The relaxed fit layers easily over a long-sleeve on cool mornings and pairs with work jeans or overalls for messy tasks. The garment-dyed finish gives that beloved, vintage feel gardeners reach for after a long season. Product Features: - 100% ring-spun US cotton: sturdy, soft, and pre-shrunk for lasting comfort - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit: durable for outdoor work and comfortable all day - Garment-dyed, soft-textured color: vintage-worn look that becomes more personal with wear - Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching: durable construction that resists wear - Size range S–4XL and 58 color options: multiple fits and shades to suit different gardeners Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for long-lasting comfort - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit — built for outdoor wear - Garment-dyed finish — soft, vintage color and texture - Tubular knit with double-needle stitching — durable, seam-free construction - Available S–4XL and 58 colors — wide sizing and color choices Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean

Life Is in the Heart T-shirt | Green Typography Plant Graphic
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels lived-in from the first wear. Soft, ring-spun cotton and a relaxed cut make it an easy go-to for slow mornings, weekend plant care, or casual hangouts. The bold green lettering and small plant graphics speak to the gardener’s optimism—short, hopeful lines spread across front and back like a quiet reminder to tend what matters. It layers well under a jacket or stands alone with jeans and worn-in sneakers. Subtle texture from post-construction dyeing gives each shirt its own slightly faded character, so the tee grows alongside your routines and stories. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) - Garment-dyed for a lived-in texture and subtle color variation - Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching on all seams for durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for clean, comfortable wear - Available S–4XL (select partners) and offered in 58 color options Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean

Sorry I Have Plants This Weekend T-shirt
Plants These Save The Bees Tee
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a playful, plant-first spirit for anyone who finds weekends are best spent potting, pruning, and propagating. Soft, lived-in color from post-construction dyeing and a relaxed fit make it feel like an old favorite from day one. Front artwork reads “Sorry I have PLANTS this weekend” with potted houseplants; the back celebrates pollinators with “PLANTS — these save the bees” over a sunset brushstroke scene. Wear it to plant swaps, weekend nursery runs, or lazy afternoons tending a windowsill jungle — it settles into the rhythms of plant care and sparks smiles from fellow green thumbs. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort - Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with a soft, worn-in feel - Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk, double-needle stitched seams for durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for clean lines - Available S–4XL and offered in 58 colors to match personal style Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean

Professional Overthinker brain graphic Long Sleeve Tee | System Overloaded back design
This long-sleeve tee wears like an honest confession: lively, bright, and a little self-aware. A bold, colorful brain illustration sits on the chest with the words “PROFESSIONAL OVERTHINKER,” while the back carries a playful “SYSTEM OVERLOADED” graphic — a wink to anyone whose mind runs on full. The medium-weight cotton gives a vintage, lived-in feel that softens with wear. Cut in a classic fit with ribbed collar and shoulder tape for structure, it’s made without side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced waste. It’s the kind of tee you pull on when you want to wear your humor and your headspace out loud — whether you’re pacing through a late-night idea sprint, meeting friends for coffee, or just staying in and thinking it through one more time. Product features - Environmentally-friendly thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium weight 6.0 oz/yd²). - Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean look and less fabric waste. - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability. - Color-dependent fiber blends (100% cotton for solids; mixed blends for heather/safety colors). - Classic fit with sewn-in label, runs slightly smaller than usual. Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: medium heat - Do not iron

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